Kelsey Meredith

My wedding dress ****sigh

Tue, 13 Dec 2011 08:50:23 -0500

My wedding dress ****sigh

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Token White Girl in Vietnamese Dance Group

Mon, 19 Jul 2010 22:21:48 -0400

Token White Girl in Vietnamese Dance Group

GMIF

Wed, 14 Jul 2010 15:39:43 -0400

As much as I love living on the GMU campus and doing forensics 24 hours a day, ORATORY IS KICKING MY ASS. I’m going to kill myself…. no joke.

Audio

Tue, 06 Jul 2010 19:56:10 -0400

britlyn93: asunsetrising: deadashistory: ktandcompany:-kaitlin...

Sun, 04 Jul 2010 23:41:11 -0400

britlyn93:

asunsetrising:

deadashistory:

ktandcompany:-kaitlinis:(via andreaaxx, codyisugly)

hate these things, but... when they get sent to you, you must respond. apparently that is the rule

Sat, 03 Jul 2010 22:40:26 -0400

I am 27% of a Virgin at Life.

Start at 100% and subtract 1% for everything you’ve done. At the end, re-post this as I am % of a Virgin at Life.

1. Smoked.
2. Drank alcohol
3. Cried when someone died.
4. Been drunk.
5. Had sex.
6. Been to a concert.
7. gotten/given a handjob.
8. gotten/given a blowjob.
9. Been verbally/sexually harassed.
10. Verbally/sexully harassed somebody.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 93%

11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up.
12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose.
13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfrend before.
14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend.
15. Been to prom.
16. Cried at school.
17. Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store.
18. Went streaking.
19. Given or receieved a lap dance.
20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 86%

21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over.
22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sexs house.
23. Kissed a stranger.
24. Hugged a stranger.
25. Went scuba diving.
26. Driven a car.
27. Gotten an x-ray.
28. Hit by a car.
29. Had a party.
30. Done serious drugs.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 79%

31. Played strip poker/darts.
32. Got paid to strip for someone.
33. Run away from home.
34. Broken a bone.
35. Eaten sushi.
36. Bought porn.
37. Watched porn.
38. Made porn.
39. Had a crush on someone of the same sex.
40. Been in love.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 73%

41. French kissed.
42. Laughed so hard you cried.
43. Cried yourself to sleep.
44. Laughed yourself to sleep.
45. Stabbed yourself.
46. Shot a gun.
47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day.
48. Been online for 9 consecutive hours.
49. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours.
50. Watched an animal die.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 64%

51. Watched a person die
52. Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present.
53. Pranked somebody
54. Put somebody in the hospital.
55. Snuck into someones room and/or your own room after being out.
56. Kissed somebody of the same sex.
57. Dressed punk.
58. Dressed goth.
59. Dressed preppy.
60. Been to a motocross race.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 58%

61. Avoided somebody.
62. Been stalked.
63. Stalked someone.
64. Met a celebrity.
65. Played an instrument.
66. Ridden a horse.
67. Cut yourself.
68. Bungee jumped.
69. Ding dong ditched somebody.
70. Been to a wild party.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 50%

71. Got caught stealing something.
72. Kicked/punched a guy in the balls.
73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend.
74. Gone out with your friends crush.
75. Got arrested.
76. Been pregnant.
77. Babysat.
78. Been to another country.
79. Started your house on fire.
80. Had an encounter with a ghost.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 44%

81. Donated your hair to cancer patients.
82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought youd be asked out by.
83. Cried over a member of the opposite sex.
84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over or 3 months.
85. Sat on your butt all day.
86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself.
87. Had a job.
88. Gotten cut from a sports team.
89. Been called a whore.
90. Danced like a whore
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 34%

91. Been mistaken for a celebrity.
92. Been in a car accident.
93. Been told you have beautiful eyes.
94. Been told you have beautiful hair.
95. Raped somebody.
96. Danced in the rain.
97. Been rejected.
98. Walked out of a restaurant without paying.
99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face.
100. Been raped
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 27%

THE MAN WHO KNOWS HIS MATH

Wed, 23 Jun 2010 17:30:17 -0400

He writes: I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver, who cut right in front of a pickup truck, causing the driver to drive ontothe shoulder to avoid hitting her. This evidently angered the driver enough that he hung his arm out is window and gave the woman the finger.
‘Man, that guy is stupid,’ I thought to myself. I ALWAYS smile nicely and wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female does anything to me in traffic, and here’s why:I drive 48 miles each way every day to work. That’s 96 miles each day.Of these, 16 miles each way is bumper-to-bumper. Most of the bumper-to-bumper is on an 8 lane highway. There are 7 cars every 40 feet for 32 miles.That works out to 982 cars every mile, or 31,424 cars the whole way.Even though the rest of the 32 miles is not bumper-to-bumper, I figure Ipass at least another 4000 cars.That brings the number to something like 36,000 cars that I pass every day.Statistically, females drive half of these. That’s 18,000 women drivers!
In any given group of females, 1 in 28 has PMS. That’s 642.
According to Cosmopolitan, 70% describe their love life as dissatisfying orunrewarding. That’s 449.
According to the National Institute of Health, 22% of all females haveseriously considered suicide or homicide. That’s 98.
And 34% describe men as their biggest problem. That’s 33.
According to the National Rifle Association, 5% of all females carry weapons and this number is increasing.
That means that EVERY SINGLE DAY, I drive past at least one female that hasa lousy love life, thinks men are her biggest problem, has seriouslyconsidered suicide or homicide, has PMS, and is armed.
Give her the finger? …….I don’t think so.

i hate him

Tue, 22 Jun 2010 23:36:15 -0400

Conor Wigginton: walk it off kelsey walk it off
Me: but i just had appendix surgery. ughhh
Conor Wigginton: like i saidd....jst a scratchh

Ill-fated Fathers Day

Mon, 21 Jun 2010 18:45:10 -0400

woke up on Fathers Day with horrible pain in my abdomen. Was taken to the ER to find out that I had appendicitis. Was rushed to the hospital and had my appendix out that afternoon. woke up in the VIP celebrity hospital suite in Florida Hospital. Haven been under the influence of some strong shit for a while. Happy Fathers Dayyyyyyy

So… I made a mental list of my friends (only the people I really care about.) With this list,...

Sat, 12 Jun 2010 18:06:12 -0400

So… I made a mental list of my friends (only the people I really care about.) With this list, I allowed myself to determine who is most important to me and who is worth keeping around……. and I have gotten rid of everyone else. Let me tell you. I feel wonderful

kelseyhannah: BAHAHAHAHAH. Little Mermaid + Oil Spill =...

Sun, 06 Jun 2010 16:23:20 -0400

kelseyhannah:

BAHAHAHAHAH.

Little Mermaid + Oil Spill = hilarity.

Reflections from CFL Nats 2010... from an airport in Omaha, Nebraska

Mon, 31 May 2010 11:35:02 -0400

This was a weekend of major ups and downs. I came completely disheartened, upset, and not looking forward to being there at all. I missed the two people who I love to travel with and who were not present, and I was sad that I was going to be seeing friends for the last time. After a long chat with a good friend, I went to a work session and completely got re-motivated. I worked my ass off and broke to octa-finals and was super excited. I gave the best performance I have ever given and was absolutely thrilled to join the other top competitors standing for recognition in awards. I am so insanely proud of my friends. I love my national champions, finalists, semi-finalists, quarter-finalists and octa-finalists who experienced success this weekend. It is such an honor to be in the top 48 out of over 300 competitors. holy crap. This weekend has made me remember why I love forensics more importantly than anything else. I don’t really care about the medals or the trophies or the break rounds. I was absolutely thrilled to get my zeal back. I’m back. get ready for the 2010-2011 forensics season, world. Here I come

BACHELORETTE!!!!!!

Mon, 24 May 2010 21:38:38 -0400

britlyn93:

YAYAYAYAYYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYYAYA!!

AGREEDDDDDDD X 100000000

“And now our bodies are the guilty onesWho touchAnd color the hoursNight won’t breatheOh...

Sun, 23 May 2010 22:08:58 -0400

“And now our bodies are the guilty ones
Who touch
And color the hours
Night won’t breathe
Oh how we
Fall into silence from the sky
And whisper some silver reply”

jelly fish lol

Sat, 22 May 2010 10:42:54 -0400

Tyler: so its official i hate jellys
Me: you what?
Tyler: i hate jelly fish
Me: what happened?
Tyler: dont laugh to hard. i got stung by a jelly on the dick
Me: are u ok? how does that even happen? were you trying to fuck it?

Weird....

Sat, 22 May 2010 00:08:02 -0400

damn jeans….

this was what i couldn’t stop thinking about

among some other things that are not important….

all night long.

why was I so off my game?

should’ve worn a suit.