Kelsey Meredith

He writes:  I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver, who cut right in front of a pickup truck, causing the driver to drive ontothe shoulder to avoid hitting her. This evidently angered the driver enough that he hung his arm out is window and gave the woman the finger.
‘Man, that guy is stupid,’ I thought to myself. I ALWAYS smile nicely and wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female does anything to me in traffic, and here’s why:I drive 48 miles each way every day to work. That’s 96 miles each day.Of these, 16 miles each way is bumper-to-bumper. Most of the bumper-to-bumper is on an 8 lane highway. There are 7 cars every 40 feet for 32 miles.That works out to 982 cars every mile, or 31,424 cars the whole way.Even though the rest of the 32 miles is not bumper-to-bumper, I figure Ipass at least another 4000 cars.That brings the number to something like 36,000 cars that I pass every day.Statistically, females drive half of these. That’s 18,000 women drivers!
In any given group of females, 1 in 28 has PMS. That’s 642.
According to Cosmopolitan, 70% describe their love life as dissatisfying orunrewarding. That’s 449.
According to the National Institute of Health, 22% of all females haveseriously considered suicide or homicide. That’s 98.
And 34% describe men as their biggest problem. That’s 33.
According to the National Rifle Association, 5% of all females carry weapons and this number is increasing.
That means that EVERY SINGLE DAY, I drive past at least one female that hasa lousy love life, thinks men are her biggest problem, has seriouslyconsidered suicide or homicide, has PMS, and is armed.
Give her the finger? …….I don’t think so.

woke up on Fathers Day with horrible pain in my abdomen. Was taken to the ER to find out that I had appendicitis. Was rushed to the hospital and had my appendix out that afternoon. woke up in the VIP celebrity hospital suite in Florida Hospital. Haven been under the influence of some strong shit for a while. Happy Fathers Dayyyyyyy

So… I made a mental list of my friends (only the people I really care about.) With this list, I allowed myself to determine who is most important to me and who is worth keeping around……. and I have gotten rid of everyone else. Let me tell you. I feel wonderful

This was a weekend of major ups and downs. I came completely disheartened, upset, and not looking forward to being there at all. I missed the two people who I love to travel with and who were not present, and I was sad that I was going to be seeing friends for the last time. After a long chat with a good friend, I went to a work session and completely got re-motivated. I worked my ass off and broke to octa-finals and was super excited. I gave the best performance I have ever given and was absolutely thrilled to join the other top competitors standing for recognition in awards. I am so insanely proud of my friends. I love my national champions, finalists, semi-finalists, quarter-finalists and octa-finalists who experienced success this weekend. It is such an honor to be in the top 48 out of over 300 competitors. holy crap. This weekend has made me remember why I love forensics more importantly than anything else. I don’t really care about the medals or the trophies or the break rounds. I was absolutely thrilled to get my zeal back. I’m back. get ready for the 2010-2011 forensics season, world. Here I come

britlyn93:

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AGREEDDDDDDD X 100000000

“And now our bodies are the guilty ones
Who touch
And color the hours
Night won’t breathe
Oh how we
Fall into silence from the sky
And whisper some silver reply”

damn jeans…. 

this was what i couldn’t stop thinking about

among some other things that are not important….

all night long.

why was I so off my game?

should’ve worn a suit.